Captain ILL is a big Internets shopper, and ever since getting an Amazon Prime membership he shops there all the time. He's very impressed with the way those mighty Amazon warriors have put aside their loathing of mankind to deliver inexpensive products in a timely manner. Here's a sample of his recent purchases: ginger root capsules (to combat car sickness while riding in the back seat of the Batmobile), a bottle of Hempz herbal moisturizer (The Captain gets dry hands during the winter), and a salad spinner (even superheroes need to eat their vegetables). Even though Wonder Woman still won't give Captain ILL the time of day, he's still grateful for the discovery of the Amazon.
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