Wednesday, March 21, 2012

High Pressure Boilers (ILL of the day)


When Captain ILL saw High Pressure Boilers (4th Edition), he was reminded of his old pal Boilerman who gained his superpowers after accidentally falling into a high pressure boiler. Instead of killing him instantly as it would an ordinary person, the intense heat and pressure compressed him to the size of a largish grape. After that, he could withstand any pressure, no matter how intense, so he got a job manning the Justice League complaint line. No doubt that's such a high stress job due to the incredible number of calls with complaints about that arrogant jerk Superman.

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