If you've been reading this blog for any length of time, you probably have noticed that Captain ILL has no use for evil, except as a place to plant his boot. It should come as no surprise then, that titles like The Beautiful Side of Evil get him all riled up. Sure, evil can be beautiful; there have been many times that a sinister femme fatale has attempted to seduce Captain ILL (they are usually easy to spot since they invariably carry a cigarette holder and speak with a foreign accent). But evil shouldn't be glamourized; especially since most evil-doers are so ugly that they have to wear a mask even in their secret identity. Evil was put on this planet for one purpose and one purpose only: to be booted!
Monday, July 28, 2008
Interlibrary Loan of the day
If you've been reading this blog for any length of time, you probably have noticed that Captain ILL has no use for evil, except as a place to plant his boot. It should come as no surprise then, that titles like The Beautiful Side of Evil get him all riled up. Sure, evil can be beautiful; there have been many times that a sinister femme fatale has attempted to seduce Captain ILL (they are usually easy to spot since they invariably carry a cigarette holder and speak with a foreign accent). But evil shouldn't be glamourized; especially since most evil-doers are so ugly that they have to wear a mask even in their secret identity. Evil was put on this planet for one purpose and one purpose only: to be booted!
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Oh, so THAT'S why evil exists! Thanks, Captain, you've answered a question that has vexed the great minds for centuries.
That's true, Captain. There are indeed exceptions to the "evil is ugly" rule of thumb.
One example that comes to mind is Scott Evil, once a normal kid who rode a skateboard and couldn't relate to his dad. When we last left off, he was rising in the ranks of evil and could prove to be more of a threat to the free world than his obviously evil parents, Dr. Evil and Frau Farbissina.
Watch your back.
The problem with great minds is that they think too much. This world needs less thinking and more booting!
Captain ILL's life nearly took a different path long ago when he applied for admission to evil medical school. Fortunately the required psych tests showed that he was more suited to booting evil than being evil.
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