Captain ILL has seen a lot folks out there telling everyone to get out and vote today. Some folks are happy to tell you who to vote for, while other folks just ask you to vote and trust that you'll make the right decision. The Captain feels that democracy, flaws and all, is the best system available in today's governmental market, so he won't tell you who you should vote for. He will say that he has certain information, gathered by a secret cabal of super-scientists (some mad, some not), that indicates a clear correlation between voting for McCain and developing malignant neoplasms of various sorts. Captain ILL doesn't know what a malignant neoplasm is, but it doesn't sound very nice, so please take that into account when you vote today.
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In the spirit of Election Day, BowlingJoe is spending the entire work day doing nothing but watching the live camera at a Palm Beach, FL polling site on CNN.com.
I'm watching each and every one of them as the file into the kiosk closest to the camera to make sure there aren't any hanging chads or other funny business taking place today.
If you or anyone else sees any funny business, be sure and post it here. If there's one thing that Captain ILL can't stand, it's funny business.
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