Captain ILL may be allergic to cats, but he still thinks that kittens are awfully cute. However, even if they weren't cute as heck, something like cat juggling would still make him very mad. How can someone do something like that, put it on the youtubes, and get away with it? The Captain wishes he knew how to follow the internets tubes back to where this despicable villain lives so he could give him a thorough booting!
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I guess this means that Captain ILL won't be babysitting our cat, Harvey D. Birdkill, while we're on vacation next week.
No problem, just shave all his hair off before dropping him off.
Or we could just put him in Captain ILL's cryogenic tank and freeze him for the week. It's perfectly safe, the Captain uses it himself all the time when there's nothing on TV in the evening.
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