Thursday, April 19, 2012

A Day in the Life of a Dentist (ILL of the day)


The last time Captain ILL dueled with Dr. Dentin and his Mauling Molars he had to be fitted with dentures while he waited for his teeth to grow back (his healing factor works much more slowly than Wolverine's). The Mauling Molars pummeled The Captain into unconsciousness and held him down while the evil dentist used his adamantium forceps to extract all of our favorite Captain's teeth. Later, Captain ILL was happy to discover that not all dentists are sadistic fiends when his own dentist gave him a lollipop for sitting still while his titanium dentures were fitted.

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