Friday, April 27, 2012

Oliver + S little things to sew (ILL of the day)


When Captain ILL saw this book, a faraway look came into his eye as he remembered the event that caused the initial rift in his friendship with Superman. In addition to his other many talents, The Captain is quite the seamster, and when Superman started a clothing drive for the citizens of the miniaturized city of Kandor, Captain ILL was the first to sign up. In between bootings of evil-doers, our Captain sewed thousands of tiny red longjohns (in truth, the only thing he knows how to sew) for the folks of longjohn-deprived Kandor. Well, apparently Superman didn't feel that red longjohns would be appropriate garments for the Kandorians, and the shipment was "misplaced" and Captain ILL hasn't spoken to that big blue meanie ever since.

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