Long time readers will know that Captain ILL is practically bulletproof. Unfortunately, he's not hugproof as he learned to his dismay the last time he tangled with Doctor Octopus. Hugs are an often overlooked, but effective, weapon in a super-arsenal, especially when they are offered with super-strong limbs forged out of an advanced titanium alloy. Luckily Professor Petroleum happened to be nearby and with a liberal application of some lubricant from the Prof's utility belt, our Captain squirted out of the evil Doctor's clutches and quickly booted him into unconsciousness. So beware; most hugs are nice, but titanium hugs are not!
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