Captain ILL has long patronized Floyd, robot-barber to superheroes. Floyd was one of the early creations of the Acme Robot Corporation before they were absorbed by the Evil Robot Corporation. A little known fact is that most superhuman hair is nearly as invulnerable as the rest of a superhuman's body, so Floyd wields a selection of diamond-edged scissors, adamantium clippers, and a precision super-laser hair removal system that would incinerate an ordinary mortal who accidentally stumbled into Floyd's barbershop. With all this expensive hardware Floyd charges a premium price for his services, and Captain ILL has also heard that he makes a killing selling indestructible hair clippings for industrial purposes.
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