Books about money continue to flood the interlibrary loan desk, so Captain ILL assumes that the economic crisis has not been straightened out yet. While the Captain keeps all his money in a vibranium chest buried in his backyard (don't bother digging for it, he covered the lawn with "x"es to throw off criminals), he's still a bit concerned due to all the extra work it creates for superheroes. Unfortunately, a life of crime can seem like an attractive option for someone who's just lost their home, and there's nothing Captain ILL hates more than bringing Robin Hooders to justice. Still, justice is justice, and fortunately our great country has unending space in it's prisons. Right?
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Careful, Cap'n. You're treading dangerously close to political, there. Remember: neutrality in all things...even neutrality.
Captain ILL is not political, merely ignorant. He understands that it can be difficult to tell the difference.
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