Monday, October 27, 2008

The Coming Economic Earthquake (ILL of the day)

Captain ILL is starting to get a bit concerned about all the doom and gloom money books he's seeing all the time these days. Is the economy in trouble? Should the Captain pull all his money out of turnip futures and put it back in his mattress? Why does it cost so much to fill the ILLmobile up with anti-matter? These are all important questions so perhaps Captain ILL should start watching the news once in awhile instead of relying on cosmic vibrations to inform him of important events.

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