Wednesday, October 29, 2008
Naturally Healthy Hair (ILL of the day)
Captain ILL isn't usually too concerned about his hair since he lost most of it in an aging accident ... he accidentally turned 30. However, hair is a big deal in America, especially for superheroes. For a superhero being bald is almost always a sure sign of villainy. It's inevitable that evil mad scientists will have a horrible accident in their lab at some point in their career that makes their hair fall out. Or maybe it's the madness that does it. Either way, they clearly deserve their hairless fates, but it hardly seems fair that jackasses like Superman have a full head of hair, complete with a disgusting little curl in the front when much more deserving superheroes have to do without. Anyway, to get back to the point, for those of you with plenty of active follicles, this book is full of tips for caring for your hair naturally, but if you must use the mayonnaise treatment this book recommends, please be sure to rinse thoroughly; Captain ILL learned that one the hard way.
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Once again, Dr. Evil comes to mind as a shining example of an evil bald guy. And it's the same way in professional wrestling, too. At least it was in the 70s when BowlingJoe was growing up.
Hmmmm, I guess that's why Jesus is always pictured with lots of hair.
And the LDS depiction of Jesus has a REAL LOT of hair.
All this talk about Jesus reminds me of my school days. Don't you hate it when God is in your math class? That whole omniscience thing totally throws off the curve.
Yeah. Omnivores I understand. Omniscientists just confuse me.
Omniscient ... check. Omnipotent ... check. Omnibenevolent ... check. I wonder if God is also omnivorous?
I'm not sure but I think that Dog is.
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