Just take a look at the picture to the right, and you'll easily see that Captain ILL is all about style. Note how the blue-black stomping boots contrast nicely with the red costume. Admire the shininess of the adamantine headgear, and isn't that a particularly nice font on the chest? No doubt everyone reading this will be as puzzled as the Captain by all horrible names the teenagers shout at him as he strolls down the street looking for injustices to justify. Words like "geek", "dork" and "dweeb" are not uncommon. Captain ILL understands that he may be so cool that some people may have difficulty recognizing his coolitude, but he won't pretend it didn't hurt when a young man called him a "spaz" right after he rescued him from a burning building. It wasn't the Captain's fault that the laser beam he fired at Professor Painiac missed and burned down the fellow's home.
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