One of the dangers of booting evil is that you never know when some villain is going to seek retaliation. Captain ILL arrived in the secondary (non-secret) ILL cave this morning to discover that while he was away Friday, some sinister miscreants had wrapped his workspace is some sort of transparent substance not unlike flexible glass. Fortunately he was able to crawl underneath the stuff to get inside, but he can't help but wonder what other plans the perpetrators might have for his beloved ILLicle.
P.S. Captain ILL is offering a reward for information leading to the arrest and conviction of the person or persons responsible for this travesty. It will probably be somewhere in the $1,000,000 range.
6 comments:
BowlingJoe is always of the opinion that negative attention is better than no attention at all. I hope that somehow makes you feel better, Captain ILL.
Captain ILL, having a particularly overgrown ego, relishes attention of any kind, but still feels obliged to pursue justice in spite of the fact that he is not mentally equipped to find it without assistance.
if someone had information, could they work a get out of jail free card into the reward???
That almost sounds like a confession.
almost confessions should never be confused with actual confessions.
Well, I dusted all the wrapping for finger prints and, just for fun, I also dusted Groovelily's Scrabble mug, and Betty Bureaucrat's "Boss" mug. Hopefully we'll have some solid clues once the results get back from the FBI.
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