Monday, May 19, 2008

Interlibrary Loan of the day

The Alaskan Bootlegger's Bible is packed with recipes for beverages like: Parsnip Wine, Oatmeal Stout, and Horse Turd Whiskey (a farmer's favorite). There don't seem to be any tips for outrunning revenuers, but there are diagrams for building various stills, including the "deskdrawer still", which will require the Captain to empty out a drawer, but will no doubt be worth the trouble. Captain ILL was recently at a friend's house (in his secret identity) where he saw a beer spigot mounted on the side of their fridge. The Captain wants take this idea a bit further and mount a spigot on the side of the cooking pot he wears on his head. The only trouble is, there doesn't seem to be any space for the beverage container. If anyone has any ideas for solving this problem, please post a comment.