Thursday, May 22, 2008

Wit and Wisdom From the Peanut Butter Gang is a collection of sayings and aphorisms written by persons in the 5 to 16 year old age bracket. Here are some selections:

"The class in school I hate the most is the one I learn the most from." Joanne, age 10

"You can't get away with everything, but it's fun to try." Heather, age 14

"Childhood is not preparation for life. It is life." James, age 9

"If you put your peas in your mashed potatoes, they don't taste so bad." Jonah, age 10

"Moms make better lunches than dads." Emily, age 10

3 comments:

groovelily said...

Cleaning someone else's house is a lot more fun than cleaning your own. Groovelily age 38

David said...

"You know, there's a lot more to watch on TV if you're stupid."
My son, age 9 at the time.

Captain ILL said...

Thanks to Groovelily and David for the excellent additions. If anyone else has any, please post them.

"Justice is like a cooking pot: hard and round, with a handle on the side."
Captain ILL, age unknown