Interlibrary Loan of the day

The Andreasson Affair is "the documented investigation of a woman's abduction aboard a UFO". The New York Times says: "This book, ... if true, must rank with the great classics of scientific revelation." This isn't the first time that Captain ILL has encountered someone (often farmers) complaining about being abducted by creepy aliens, and he doesn't understand what the problem is. Every time that Captain ILL has been abducted by aliens, he's developed superhuman abilities. Seen in this light, a few abductions and missing memories doesn't seem like such a big deal. Who wouldn't submit to a body cavity search if it meant that he would develop x-ray vision afterwards? Wouldn't having a few gigantic needles inserted into your brain through your nasal passages be a small price to pay for the ability to shoot lasers out of your eyes? And wouldn't it be nice to give those creepy aliens a piece of your mind (only a small piece) in exchange for the power to start fires with your pinky finger?