This Hulk typing on Captain ILL's computer machine. Captain ILL drink too much and pass out. Leave computer on. Hulk hate typing. Hulk's fingers too big for tiny keyboard. Tiny keyboard make Hulk angry! You not like Hulk when Hulk angry! Arrrrgghhhh! Whewh! Hulk smash Captain ILL's petunias. Hulk feel much better now. Captain ILL invite Hulk over to help pull weeds. Hulk good at pulling things. Hulk better at smashing things though. When finish pulling weeds, start drinking. Hulk big. Can drink lots more than Captain. When Captain pass out, Hulk start smashing things. Then Hulk see computer machine with funny pictures and words. Hulk take break from smashing and type instead. Hulk want people know he not all bad. He like to smash things, but he also like puppies and petunias. When Hulk smash Captain's petunias, Hulk sad. Hulk also sad when he smash puppies, but no puppies at Captain ILL's house. Hulk has to go now. Still lots of smashing to do here.
5 comments:
As Kermit the Frog said, it's not easy being green.
i'm starting to get scared....
Not worry groovy lady. Hulk never smash women or frogs.
Hulk good writer, like friend Bigfoot. Bigfoot have book name "Me Write Book: It Bigfoot Memoir." Hulk write memoir, too?
The Hulk is a longtime reader of this blog, so he remembers this post back in May when Captain ILL featured "Me Write Book" as the ILL of the day. He isn't currently planning a memoir of his own due to the aforementioned finger disability.
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