In spite of his great skill at booting and kicking, Captain ILL hasn't played football since he was a young Captain. The reason for the Captain's aversion for football can no doubt be traced to the many times during his youth when he'd be running up to kick the football only to have it snatched away by the neighbor girl. After flying through the air and crashing on his back, he would contemplate the futility of kicking footballs and trusting girls. There's no question that these experiences were a deciding factor in his decision to boot evil instead of footballs, as well as his reluctance to trust any girl holding a football.
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