How to Catch a Man, How to Keep a Man, How to Get Rid of a Man (ILL of the day)

Captain ILL isn't familiar with the work of Zsa Zsa Gabor, but based on the title of this book, she must be a bounty hunter of some sort. Now the Captain would never stoop to hunting for miscreants for money; he works strictly pro bono. However, bounty hunters do sometimes serve a purpose since superheroes are almost universally overworked and don't have the time to hunt down every penny ante crook who's flown the coop. The efforts of those rare individuals with superpowers are best reserved for the likes of Professor Pain, Doctor Doom, or Dick Cheney. However, Captain ILL simply cannot condone extreme acts of vigilantism such as Ms. Gabor seems to be endorsing based on the final part of her title: "How to Get Rid of a Man". Murder is never justified, even when a villian is gauche enough to get their blood all over your boots.