Captain ILL had the day off today, so figured he would relax by the fire and roast some chestnuts or something. Unfortunately, he got a call this morning from Santa asking if the Captain could fill in again this year. Well, you just don't say no to The Claus, so Captain ILL canceled his Christmas plans and agreed to fill in. Later he made a trip to Costco to drown his sorrows in a pumpkin pie only to discover that the pie machine had broken down or something and there was no pie to be had. Finally, when he pulled back into his driveway, he was assaulted by the Sinister Snowmen of Pluto who were apparently quite upset that their world had been downgraded from full planet status two years ago (it's a long journey to Earth from Pluto). Fortunately, the Captain made short work of them with his laser beams leaving large puddles of water in his driveway that will no doubt turn into a sheet of ice by morning. On the bright side, the Fedex guy dropped off Santa's suit this evening and it's so warm and comfy that Captain ILL has decided to wear it until Christmas.
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