Captain ILL has a few stories to tell about nucular (we still have 40 days before we can go back to "nuclear") weapons. His old buddy Miracleman lost his memory after flying too close to an exploding nucular bomb. In fact, based on purely anecdotal evidence, it seems like there are hardly any benefits at all to being close to a nucular explosion. Even super-robots and intelligent super-computers have to watch out for the accompanying electromagnetic pulse. Occasionally you have reports of someone like The Hulk gaining superpowers due to standing too close to exploding nuculars, but is turning into a giant green monster whenever you get angry really all that great of a superpower? Is it even worth all the clothing that gets shredded whenever the change comes on? Captain ILL says, just say no to nucular bombs! Even if all your friends have one, that's no excuse!
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