Sadly, there will be no ILL of the day today. Captain ILL woke up this morning to find a foot-and-a-half of snow outside his door and decided to walk to his day job at the library place. Fortunately he has superhuman strength and endurance or he might have got a bit tired lifting his feet so high out of the snow with each step. The roads were mostly ok, but that's because the snowplows came by and plowed all the snow on the roads onto the sidewalks. Fortunately the library place was open when he got there. Unfortunately, they closed a few minutes after he got there. Tomorrow the Captain will call before heading out the door to make sure those folks without superpowers don't decide to close the building down again. Oh, and a special thanks to Jazzergigi for giving him a lift back home; even Captain ILL has his limits.
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Incredible. We measured 17" outside today. I hope our carport isn't reduced to splinters when I get home today. As a preventative measure I may have to ask Captain ILL to use his laser beam eyes to melt some of this stuff before it gets to be a real problem.
As long as it's evil snow, Captain ILL will have no problem using his laser beams on it.
I went to work yesterday to find the doors closed, too. You're not alone, Cap'n!
The Captain feels alone here Friday morning in an almost empty building. Unfortunately it looks like the library place will be open today, but at least you won't have to feel rejected by a closed building.
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