You may have billed him as Gorilla Grodd to protect his privacy, but we all know that the Service Center has had it's first ever Big Foot sighting. Now I know why you tried to convice me that you don't believe...you didn't want to tip your hand that he was a close personal friend and a willing partner in criminal misdemeanors. (He is a guy, isn't he?)
Where were all my superhero friends when my cube was being ransacked?!
People this is nothing to be taken lightly! I went to wikipedia, the source of all knowledge to get the scoop on this crazed animal."Gorilla Grodd is a hyper-intelligent telepathic supervillain with the power to control the minds of others.Grodd's psionic abilities allow him to place other beings under his mental control. Grodd can also project mental attack beams and transfer his consciousness into other bodies. Moreover, he possesses great physical strength far exceeding that of an ordinary gorilla. He is a scientific genius who has mastered Gorilla City's advanced technology and who has created many incredible inventions of his own."
Wait, it gets worse..."Grodd was also seen in the Superman/Batman arc "Public Enemies" (Superman/Batman #1 – #7) controlling numerous villains and heroes using them to take down Superman and Batman for the prize of 1 billion dollars offered by president at the time Lex Luthor. And, He is responsible for crippling the Flash's friend Hunter Zolomon, resulting in his transformation into the villainous Zoom."
Could our very own superhero be under the control of this Grodd? Who will save us now?
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El Capitan certainly has powerful friends (not to mention giggly ones!). Let this be a lesson to us all...
You may have billed him as Gorilla Grodd to protect his privacy, but we all know that the Service Center has had it's first ever Big Foot sighting. Now I know why you tried to convice me that you don't believe...you didn't want to tip your hand that he was a close personal friend and a willing partner in criminal misdemeanors. (He is a guy, isn't he?)
Where were all my superhero friends when my cube was being ransacked?!
People this is nothing to be taken lightly! I went to wikipedia, the source of all knowledge to get the scoop on this crazed animal."Gorilla Grodd is a hyper-intelligent telepathic supervillain with the power to control the minds of others.Grodd's psionic abilities allow him to place other beings under his mental control. Grodd can also project mental attack beams and transfer his consciousness into other bodies. Moreover, he possesses great physical strength far exceeding that of an ordinary gorilla. He is a scientific genius who has mastered Gorilla City's advanced technology and who has created many incredible inventions of his own."
Wait, it gets worse..."Grodd was also seen in the Superman/Batman arc "Public Enemies" (Superman/Batman #1 – #7) controlling numerous villains and heroes using them to take down Superman and Batman for the prize of 1 billion dollars offered by president at the time Lex Luthor. And, He is responsible for crippling the Flash's friend Hunter Zolomon, resulting in his transformation into the villainous Zoom."
Could our very own superhero be under the control of this Grodd? Who will save us now?
Betty Bureaucrat hopes that NONE of this is happening on company time.
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