While we wait for today's batch of ILLs to be delivered, Captain ILL will embark on a slight digression since lunchtime is approaching, albeit at a slug-like pace. If anyone out there has been to Wendy's recently, they might have noticed that the Big Bacon Classic has been replaced by something called the Baconator. The Captain made the mistake of ordering one of these greasy disasters and felt sick the rest of the afternoon. The bacon was caked together and honestly looked like something you would find in a child's toy kitchen. The rest was too disgusting to describe, so just have a look
at the picture instead. Many of you out there may be wondering what Captain ILL's secret weakness is ... well, it wouldn't be a secret if he told you, but please keep Baconators at a safe distance. And yes, the Captain did eat the whole burger; he is an American after all.
5 comments:
From the looks of your picture, I think they may have served you the "Roadkill-inator" by mistake. However, I applaud your tenacity (and patriotism) in that you ate the whole burger (although I do have to question your survival instincts).
I love the digression El Capitan, but yuck! This definitely looks disgusting. You need to try the Sirloin Burger over at Jack-in-the-Box. I can't recommend those highly enough. You not only get to choose the kind of cheese you want on there, but you also get to choose the type of onions (grilled or red). Now that's one greasy burger even a consummate Jazzerciser like myself is willing to exercise extra hard for just to make up for the pleasure of eating!!
THIS is probably why Arby's is taking over Wendy's. (It's true, I heard it on the radio.)
You reminded me of this inspired bit o' graffiti:
http://tinyurl.com/3wvqos
You never shoulda pushed that button, dude...
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